Tuesday, November 29, 2005

did you know?

Did you know that when you envy someone, it's because you really like that person?


Did you know that those who appear to be very strong in heart, are real weaklings and most succeptible?

Did you know that those who spend their time protecting others are the ones that really need some one to protect them?

Did you know that the three most difficult things to say are : I love you,Sorry and help me The people who say these are that actually need them or really feel them, and are the ones you really need to treasure, because they have said them.


Did you know that people who occupy themselves by keeping others company or helping others are the ones that actually need your company and help?

Did you know that those who dress in red are more confidence in themselves?

Did you know that those who dress in yellow are those that enjoy their beauty?

Did you know that those who dress in black, are those who want to be unnoticed and need your help and understanding?

Did you know that when you help someone, the help is returned in two folds?

Did you know that those who need more of you are those that not mention it to you?


Did you know that it's easier to say what you feel in writting than saying it to someone in the face?But did you know that it has more value when you say it in the face?

Did you know that what is most difficult for you to say or do is much more valuable than anything that is valuable that you can buy with money?

Did you know that if you ask for something in faith, your wishes are granted?

Did you know that you can make your dreams come true, like falling in love, becoming rich, staying healthy, if you ask for it by faith, and if you really knew, you'd be surprised by what you could do.


But don't believe everything I tell you, until you try it for yourself , if you know someone that is in need of something that I mentioned of,and you know that you can help,you'll see that it will be returned in two folds.

"One day, we mad people will change the world...or we are already changing it " THE BALL IS NOW IN YOUR COURT... If the world were to end in 24 hours,all the phone lines, chat rooms and email will be saturated from people sending messages to others, saying: "I regret having made you feel bad", "Pardon me", "I love you", "I hold you in high esteem", take good care of yourself" and sometimes "I have always loved you, only I never told you".

Monday, November 14, 2005

a letter

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the centre of the bed. It was addressed, "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands: Dear Dad, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mum and you. I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice, even with all her piercings, tattoos, and her tight Motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion dad, she's pregnant and Joan said that we will be very happy. Even though you won't care for her as she is so much older than I, she already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. She wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Joan taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with her friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it!! Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren. Your son, John
PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you!Call when it is safe for me to come home.

Read only if you have time for God

Let me tell you, make sure you read all the way to the bottom., I thought...I don't have time for this... And ... this is really inappropriate during work.
Then, I realized that this kind of thinking is exactly what has caused lot of the problems in our world today.
We do like to have Him around during sickness... And, of course, at funerals.
However, we don't have time, or room, for Him during work or play... Because that's the part of our lives we think we can, and should, handle on our own. May God forgive me for ever thinking...
That there is a time or place where...HE is not to be FIRST in my life.
We should always have time to remember all HE has done for us.
If you aren't ashamed to do this...Please follow the directions. Jesus said, "If you are ashamed of me, I will be ashamed of you before my Father."Not ashamed?
Yes, I do Love God. HE is my source of existence and Savior.
He keeps me functioning each and every day.
Without Him, I will be nothing. But, with Christ, He strengthens me. (Phil 4:13)
This is the simplest test.
THE POEM
I knelt to pray but not for long, I had too much to do. I had to hurry and get to work for bills would soon be due. So I knelt and said a hurried prayer and jumped up off my knees.
My Christian duty was now done. My soul could rest at ease.
All day long I had no time to spread a word of cheer. No time to speak of Christ to friends, they'd laugh at me I'd fear. No time, no time, too much to do
That was my constant cry, no time to give to souls in need ...
But, at last, the time, the time to die.
I went before the Lord. I came, I stood with downcast eyes.
For in his hands God held a book; It was the book of life.
God looked into his book and said "Your name I cannot find I once was going to write it down ...But never found the time." Make sure that you scroll through to the end. Easy vs. Hard Why is it so hard to tell the truth but yet so easy to tell a lie?
Why are we so sleepy in church but right when the sermon is over we suddenly wake up?
Why is it so hard to talk about God but yet so easy to talk about nasty stuff?
Why is it so boring to look at a Christian magazine, but yet so easy to look at a nasty one?
Why is it so easy to delete a Godly e-mail, but yet we forward all of the nasty ones?
Why are the churches getting smaller but yet the bars and dance clubs are getting larger?
Do you give up? Think about it. Just remember - God is watching you. Prayer Wheel-Let's see the devil stop this one!
Of all the free gifts we may receive, prayer is the very best one...
There are no costs, but wonderful rewards ... GOD BLESS!
May God keep you and bless you. If this doesn't give you chills, nothing will ... This message is very true. Hope you are all as blessed as I was from this story. I wonder how many people will delete this without reading it because of the title on it? Notes: Isn't it funny how simple it is for people to trash God and then wonder why the world's going to hell. Isn't it funny how someone can say "I believe in God" but still follow Satan (who, by the way, also "believes" in God).

To my angels

This morning when the Lord opened a window to Heaven, he saw me, and he asked: "My child, what is your greatest wish for today?"
I responded: " Lord, please take care of the person who is reading this message , their family and their special friends.
They deserve it, and I love them very much". The love of God is like the ocean: you can see its beginning, but not it's end.
Angels exist, but sometimes, since they don't all have wings, we call them friends, such as you.
take care my angels!

Sunday, November 06, 2005

mr bean!!! hahaha!

) BRAIN TUMOR:Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?
Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?Doctor: Then why are you so happy?
Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!


2) MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL:Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Mr. Bean: 9 Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!


3) WHILE IN A DRUG STORE:Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!


4) AT AN ATM MACHINE:Friend: What are you looking at?
Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
Mr. Bean: four asterisks (****)!


5) Marriage:Friend: How many women do you believe must a man marry?
Mr. Bean: 16Friend: Why?
Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4worse.


6) CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND:Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?
Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film. I didn't see any picture.Friend: What tape did you took anyway?
Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.


7)DEATH OF HIS MOTHER:
Mr. Bean:(crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.
Friend: condolence, my friend.(After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louder
Friend: what now?Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!


8) MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING:Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of a power failure.
Mr. Bean: That's alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs.


9) Spelling lesson:Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful....is it one c or two c?
Mr. Bean: Make it three c to be sure

guilty or not

Yesterday i was rushing to church for URM duty. I beat the traffic lightbecause i needto rush to reach by 5pm. I realise thru my rear mirror that a police car wastailing me frombehind. I know i was in trouble. I drive slowly to see if he will wave me tothe side of theroad. True enough he did. He walked up to me and asked for my ic & drivinglicense. I told him i was rushing to church because i am already late. Hethen looked at the bible beside me. Straight away i said, " I know why youstop me. Give me a summon because i know i am wrong."The policeman ask, "Mengapa mau saman?" I said, " Because I am wrong. Idrive thru the red light."He said, "Tiada saman. I am only concern about your safety. You can go now."I was so touch by this young, handsome, malay policeman.This has reminded me that we need to be quick to tell God we are guilty ifwe are in the wrong.A lot of people (not URM definately) has forgotten how merciful our God canbe if we are willing to come to the Father!God Bless all of you.

daddy's empty chair

A man's daughter had asked the local minister to come and pray with her father.When the minister arrived, he found the man lying in bed with his head propped up on two pillows.An empty chair sat at his bedside.
The minister assumed that the old fellow had been informed of his visit."I guess you were expecting me, he said.'No, who are you?" said the father.The minister told him his name and then remarked,I saw the empty chair and I figured you knew I was going to show up,""Oh yeah, the chair,"said the bedridden man."Would you mind closing the door?" Puzzled, the minister shut the door."I have never told anyone this,not even my daughter," said the man."But all of my life I have never known how to pray.At church I used to hear the pastor talk about prayer,but it went right over my head."I abandoned any attempt at prayer,"the old man continued," until one day four years ago, my best friend said to me,"Johnny, prayer is just a simple matter of having a conversation with Jesus.Here is what I suggest." Sit down in a chair;place an empty chair in front of you,and in faith see Jesus on the chair.It's not spooky
because he promised,I will be with you always'."Then just speak to him in the same way you're doing with me right now.""So, I tried it and I've liked it so much that I do it a couple of hours every day.I'm careful though If my daughter saw me talking to an empty chair,she'd either have a nervous breakdown or send me off to the funny farm."The minister was deeply moved by the story and encouraged the old man to continue on the journey.Then he prayed with him, anointed him with oil,and returned to the church. Two nights la ter the daughter called to tell the minister that her daddy had died that afternoon.
Did he die in peace?" he asked. Yes, when I left the house about two o'clock,he called me over to his bedside,
told me he loved me and kissed me on the cheek.When I got back from the store an hour later,I found him dead.
But there was something strange about his death. Apparently, just before Daddy died,he leaned over and rested his head on the chair beside the bed. What do you make of that?"The minister wiped a tear from his eye and said,"I wish we could all go like that."
Prayer is one of the best free gifts we receive.
I asked God for water,
He gave me an ocean.
I asked God for a flower,
He gave me a garden.
I asked God for a friend,
He gave me all of YOU...
If God brings you to it, He will bring you through it.
Happy moments, praise God.
Difficult moments, seek God.
Quiet moments, worship God.
Painful moments, trust God.
Every moment, thank God.

my holidays!!

yipeee, one week of holiday! so cool! well.my family, grannny n uncle family is going to malaca tis fri... before fri, my family especially mum n me did all the things we need to do before the vacation. i help my dad to type his invoice beside helping mum n reading novel... hehe, sound like alot to do eh, but i spend most of my time reading novel! lol! anyway, the trip to malaca is fun n fattening coz we eat alot there! lol~.~ not forgeting dat i have chance to play squash n golf at the resort we stay! its so fabulous! one thing made me most happy of the trip is my parent thx me for take care of my granny... it means dat they trust me more n noe dat i m more responsible coz before tis i m quite dependent n my parent never really trust me to take care of myself therefore they dun really allow me to go out...now i realized i need to show my parent dat i m trying to b ready for my future especially while i m working. the coversation wit my frens bout how to gain more trust from my parent guide me to solve the problem i alwiz have which is not trusted by my parent... mayb i m a problem creater at home to my parent! lol! i dun bother to show them dat i can take care of myself n be more responsible, the lazy devil alwiz made me like tis,hehe! btw, now i m trying to b more resposible such as helping dad while mum is at Kedah studying...i noticed dat everyday life is a learning process to me, i gain alot of understanding n experiences through daily life. i m sure u guys r going through it also...one thing,growing up is not the same as growing old! hehe! u must try to grow up spritually such as b more responsible but it is not the same as making urself boring! u can b mature n also have fun! why not? there is time for serious n also fun,rite? some stuff like God,family, frens,assignment,relationship,the way u potray ur image to ppl n ur view toward life are wat i consider serious stuff. Maturity also means viewing stuff in a bigger view n chill out on small stuff...sumtimes we tend to get angry by small little stuff dat we can actually laugh at it,rite? come on, life is too short to b so serious or angry bout, i m also learning to laugh at small stuff! sumtimes, ppl tease u bout ur look or ur cloths n u get angry by the comment but isnt it great if we can joke on our weakness n tell ppl dat it is all by God grace n they are laughing at God creation or u can ask them "do u thing it is rite to make fun of God as i m moulded by His own hand?" things become better wen u c it in a positive way....ur life may be sucks n u r blaming it on everyone but instead of blaming why not make it better by working hard, i m sure ur life will change eventually. sumtimes, ppl who live in a poor conditions tend to b more sucessful coz they really work hard to have a better life. God have alot to offer us, it whether we want to grab the chance anot...