2 nuns

There were two nuns...
One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM) , and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.

SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

SM: It's not working.

SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.

SM : So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical. Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical. Then Sister Logical arrives.

SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!

SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both,so he followed me

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

SL : The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.

SM: And? SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me

SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.

SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do? SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.

SM: Oh, no! What happened then?

SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down. And for those of you who thought it would be dirty, I'll pray for you! .




-- Greater in battlethan the man who would conquera thousand-thousand men,is he who would conquerjust one — himself.

Releasing....toxic? =p jk

well,i am sure everyone have someone special, ahem ahem! wink wink! i admit i do.... Aaron, mr kenny they all alwiz blackmail me wit this sigh! u noe wat i do wen i m considering someone? i pray and release him into God hand...I pray dat if in God will he is my life partner, God speak to us nd guide me in it...I ask God to help me not to be tied by emotion or rely on it as God have His plan for us. Everything come after u have a love relationship wit God and you put God as your true love! Aaoh ya,wat important in a relationship especially in christians are both party must pray for each other, if not this reltionship is not goin to work (i m single! hehe! 100%perasan! kakaka!) anyway,miss angeline was talking about life partner in yesterday prayer meet...she also ask me to read christian marriage books hehehe! She shared wit us dat we shouldnt open up our heart wen we r considering someone coz we will be hurt esepcailly gal...she also shared dat wen she is in London, she used to go joging wit a groups of gurls n wen they see some guys, miss angeline n her frens chase those guys! hahaha! crazy gurls! Miss angeline also said that she even wear sexier clothes den nowadays gurls haha! must see her photo wen she is young la! haha! Yesh,God love and rejoice when a marriage take place! oh ya, a relationship start wit friendship first...btw,if a relationship doesnt encourage u for gud,den it is not in God will... a lot of time, when 2 ppl r together, they stick 2gather every time and forget about other priority especially God the first priority in life. if the couple is matured and God is first in their life, they will continue running and serving after God not bz dating only. They will not be weary for God eventhough they r dating, instead they encourage each other and from there their faith grow stronger. Oh ya,go read christian marriage book n understand the principles haha! well, i m not goin to read now haha! later la...=b one day (emm,not sure wen only i will read) haha! the time will come for me to salvage in marriage books =b