Q: Can you use green, pink, and yellow in a sentence?
A: When the phone goes green green, I pink it up, and say yellow!
Q: Why do elephants never forget?
A: Because nobody tells them anything in the first place!
Q: What did the mama broom say to the baby broom?
A: It's time to go to sweep!
Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A: To get to the udder side!
Q: What's black and white and very noisy?
A: A magpie with a drum set!
Q: What is the richest kind of air?
A: Million-air!
Q: What goes 99 clunk, 99 clunk, 99 clunk?
A: A centipede with a wooden leg!
Q: What's the problem with twin witches?
A: You can never tell which witch is which!
Q: What do you get when you cross a camera and a crocodile?
A: A snapshot!
Q: What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
A: Lily!
Q: Who always forgets where she puts things?
A: Miss Place.
Q: Why do cows use telephones?
A: Because they like to comMOOnicate
Q: What kind of bus crossed the ocean?
A: Christopher ColumBUS!
Q: What kind of guitar do whales play?
A: The eel-ectric guitar!
Q: What's the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the
A: Rabbit Hood.
Q: Why did the skeleton go to the Chinese restaurant?
A: To get some spare ribs!
Q: What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter?
A: Deviled eggs!
Q: How do you make a milk shake?
A: Scare it!
Q: What pants do flowers wear?
A: Petal pushers!
Q: What's a tree's favorite drink?
A: Root beer!
Q: What do pigs get when they're ill?
A: Oinkment!
Q: What's the best thing to put into a pie?
A: Your teeth!
Q: Why do skeletons not play music in the church?
A: Because they have no organs!
Q: What's green, round, and goes camping?
A: A boy sprout!
Q: When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
A: In the dictionary!
Q: Where does the Easter bunny get his breakfast?
A: IHOP!
Q: Why do mummies like Christmas presents?
A: Because they're wrapped!
Q: Why did the boy throw butter out the window?
A: He wanted to see a butter-fly!
Q: Why did the celery turn red?
A: Because it saw the salad dressing!
Q: How do you get straight A's?
A: By using a ruler!
Q: What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot!
Q: What is a snake's favorite subject?
A: Hissstory!
Q: How many knees do you have?
A: 4. Your right knee, your left knee, and your 2 kid-knees!
Q: What do you get if you cross a snake with a pie?
A: A pie-thon!
Q: What do you call a train loaded with taffy?
A: A chew chew train!
thx sumitha coz sending me these jokes!u r so sweet!soli for troubling u!it is so funny!luv u, muakss,hugz!
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